so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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