porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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