Porn is love you can see.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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