another moral hangover. fuck.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
love makes seman taste better
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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