uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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