My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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