Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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