Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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