It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
