whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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