Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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