you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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