suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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