Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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