So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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