Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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