I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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