What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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