if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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