So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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