i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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