Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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