Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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