Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
it glows. i had to have it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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