I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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