I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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