I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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