I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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