at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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