When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Who put my cat in the fridge?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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