my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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