I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
what day is it and did you see me today?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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