i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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