I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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