dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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