I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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