turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm sobbing to NWA
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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