And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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