i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Is Oprah even human
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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