Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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