It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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