Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This is not my ceiling
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
jump out the window naked night went bad
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