How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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