I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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