So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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