Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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