dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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