god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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