You're so nebulous sometimes
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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