The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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