whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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