How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just want nice things and good sex
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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